《悟彻菩提真妙理》

孙悟空在斜月三星洞扫了七年地，菩提祖师一次次卖关子，不肯教真本领。一个打三下的暗号，让他半夜三更跪在师父床前，学到长生的口诀，又学会七十二般变化和筋斗云，最后却因为一棵松树，被赶下了山。

"Sun Wukong spends seven years doing chores at the Cave of the Slanted Moon and Three Stars, yet Patriarch Puti keeps refusing to teach him anything real. A midnight riddle opens the way to the secret of long life, seventy-two transformations, and the somersault cloud — until one pine tree gets him expelled."